I WIN!

Ok. So I was poking around princetonreview.com, looking at University Park.

Their newspaper is ranked ten in the country. They have the tenth best college newspaper in the entire country.

Guess what Syracuse ranked.

Eighteen. MWAHAHAHAHA.

We beat them by eight whole places! Eight! One, Two, Three, Four (still not there) Five, Six, Seven, Eight!

I jumped out of my chair and did the Rocky victory dance at the top of the stairs thing. I swear, I heard music.

I win. I win I win I win I win.

Na-na-na-na-NA-na! *sticking tongue out towards the northeast*

Man, not only would my football team kick their sorry butts, but my paper does, too. Rachel: 1, Syracuse:0.

I am thouroughly enjoying life right this minute.